WELCOME TO MY IMAGINARY ONLINE STORE
HOPE YOU BUY SOME THINGS
CUZ ALL THINGS ARE TEH AWESUM
Are you tired of all that classy shit on Anthropologie that you obviously can't afford?
Perhaps you've found yourself scanning page after page on etsy only to end up in a superfluous rage resulting in your laptop being heaved off your couch in a crazy rage because WHY CAN'T SOMEONE JUST MAKE YOU A DECENT FUCKING EUCALYPTUS SCENTED CANDLE.
Or maybe you've had one too many bad experiences buying clothes from mod cloth only to find out that you're simply not hipster enough to wear it?
WELL THANK GOD YOU FOUND DR-A's IMAGINARY ONLINE STORE
CONTAINING ONLY THREE ITEMS
Perhaps you've found yourself scanning page after page on etsy only to end up in a superfluous rage resulting in your laptop being heaved off your couch in a crazy rage because WHY CAN'T SOMEONE JUST MAKE YOU A DECENT FUCKING EUCALYPTUS SCENTED CANDLE.
Or maybe you've had one too many bad experiences buying clothes from mod cloth only to find out that you're simply not hipster enough to wear it?
WELL THANK GOD YOU FOUND DR-A's IMAGINARY ONLINE STORE
CONTAINING ONLY THREE ITEMS
Each and every mug is custom named to suit your needs !
All mugs have a handle, a bottom, and circular walls attached to the other parts!
Even more: These cups hold Liquids, fluids, AND microwaveable brownies should you decide to make one (you gross ass nasty bachelor, you!).
WHAT MORE COULD YOU EVER WANT!?
But don't just take it from me - have a chat with some of our SUPER SATISFIED and TOTALLY LEGIT customers!
Item 1: the Purple Nerple
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| Put your coffee or tea or whatever in it! It's got a bottom and a handle and everything! |
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| Loves Purple Nerples |
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Item 2: the Unhappy Threesome
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| Never trust a guy in a sweater vest. ----------------------------------------------------------------- |
Item 3: DOG DOG DOG - Special edition Mug
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ACT NOW! THESE = AWESOME
Are you too good for these mugs?! OR ARE THESE MUGS TOO GOOD FOR YOU
-A.
