A much more realistic Love triangle

I haven't decided if I'm just bitter overall today at the entire world, or just in a man/woman/child-hating mood (minus boyfriend. There is no man hating toward boyfriend. He just brought me chocolate and cooked me a samosa so life is good with bf).

Here is an accurate depiction of life as a female with regard to deciding who to pursue relationship wise. 

Females : not the smartest species.

Comic!