I am a firm believer that all people should know of my amazing business venture abilities.Not only am I the proud winner of at least six cruises via phone calls, but I also have been fortunate enough to begin several important financial opportunities round the world via email. The following is an example of my amazing abilities as a sleuthy mogul in the world of commerce and such.
Below I have attached the transcript that I have remaining on my email account (I can't find the last couple of emails - probably because they were so confidential to be honest). I think some very important things you need to take away from this are the following:
a) I am without a doubt the most awesome of all online business venture people, simply because I get these offers totally unprovoked. These people all around the world just KNOW they need to be giving me money. Probably because I'm secretly royalty and I just don't know it yet.
b) This man had a daughter. Who had cancer on the bone. Cancer ON the bone leukaemia. Seems legit.
c) Yes, I called the phone number. Because obviously any smart business person should do phone convos before agreeing to inheriting 7 million dollars
d) There was no answer. I was most disappointed. What kind of businessman sends a number that doesn't work? Completely absurd. I was very sad about this because this man was basically my best friend (my BFFL, if you will). I wanted to tell him all about the weather here and other such important topics people discuss with regard to important business ventures.
b) This man had a daughter. Who had cancer on the bone. Cancer ON the bone leukaemia. Seems legit.
c) Yes, I called the phone number. Because obviously any smart business person should do phone convos before agreeing to inheriting 7 million dollars
d) There was no answer. I was most disappointed. What kind of businessman sends a number that doesn't work? Completely absurd. I was very sad about this because this man was basically my best friend (my BFFL, if you will). I wanted to tell him all about the weather here and other such important topics people discuss with regard to important business ventures.
Oh Well.
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On Dec 31, 2013, at 3:08 AM, Bevan J. Eddy <vaned230@gmail.com> wrote:
> I do have a business proposal which requires absolute confidentiality------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: Dr. Ang
To: bevan_johnson <bevan_johnson@aol.com>
Sent: Fri, Jan 3, 2014 1:20 am
Subject: Re: absolute confidentiality
On Dec 31, 2013, at 3:08 AM, Bevan J. Eddy <vaned230@gmail.com> wrote:
> I do have a business proposal which requires absolute confidentiality------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: Dr. Ang
To: bevan_johnson <bevan_johnson@aol.com>
Sent: Fri, Jan 3, 2014 1:20 am
Subject: Re: absolute confidentiality
tell me more.
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On Jan 3, 2014, at 2:11 AM, Bevan Eddy <bevan_johnson@aol.com> wrote:Good day
On Jan 3, 2014, at 2:11 AM, Bevan Eddy <bevan_johnson@aol.com> wrote:Good day
I guess this might sound strange to you receiving an email from on unknown Person. To formally introduce myself, I am Mr. Bevan J. Eddy a Financial consultant here in Cape Town. Unfortunately one of my late customers Mr. Bill Henningsgaard (Ex-Microsoft executive) was on board on his own plane with his 17-year-old son and two children died in a plane accident as shown on the link below.
It will be of my interest to transfer this money worth Seven Million Dollars in an account offshore. If you can assist me in getting this money transferred out then invest in your country; will be shared in the ratio of 30% for you, 70% for myself. Its 100% risk free; you have nothing to worry about regarding the funds transfer.
You may think I’m trying to steal money that does not belong to me; I’m a single parent with a daughter of 6yrs (Linda) who happen to have cancer on the bone called leukemia. I can’t afford the bone marrow transplant for my daughter and I see this opportunity to safe my daughter life. My daughter and I will fly over to you after funds has been wired; do you know of any children hospital that specializes on bone marrow transplant in your country?
Email me if you think you can handle such amount and kindly remember that this is very confidential as I won’t like to lose my job.
I wait to hear from you.
Regards
Bevan J Eddy.
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To: Bevan Eddy <bevan_johnson@aol.com>
Sent: Fri, Jan 3, 2014 6:15 pm
Subject: Re:
Good day sir,
I am wondering why Mr. Henningsgaard had a financial consultant in Cape Town as opposed to the united states. Could you tell me more about your company?
I am very interested in your confidential business venture
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On Jan 6, 2014, at 10:25 AM, Bevan Eddy <bevan_johnson@aol.com> wrote:
Many thanks for your email and understanding on this project. My concern is my sick daughter which i don’t want to lose to leukaemia, i decided to carry out this deal just to save my daughter and i need you to understand the nature of the transaction. I will need to make you next of kin to the funds then you`ll be contacted the financial consultant that will wire the funds over. My daughter and i will come over after transfer is completed in order for the operation to commence on my daughter while i invest in your country. Tell me more about yourself and your country investment nature, what sort of investment is fast moving in your country? And what kind of business do you do?
Before the change of details can be done i will require you send the details below:
Name in full:
Occupation:
Address:
Country:
Telephone/ mobile number:
With the above information i can commence with the change of ownership and put the money in your name; making it easy for the bank to wire the funds out without any problem from both parties. I know i m taking a big risk putting such amount in your name since i don’t know you in person. Please don’t betray my trust; i m doing this so i can afford to pay for my daughters operation. I don’t want to lose my daughter. I decided to offer 30% of the total funds to you while i take 70% of the funds when transferred. Do remember i don’t want to lose my present position at the office since my daughter’s health is given me more concern and i m willing to use this funds to better her health condition. Please keep it to yourself. you can call me on 0027849743331.
I wait to hear from you, Eddy
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i tried the number but says it cannot be completed as dialled.
why does your phone number not work
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.......Now, the good news is... shortly after Mr. Eddy decided to no longer be my friend, I was even more lucky to hear from my good buddy Mr.Nmanta who works with "The Bank" (not just any bank. THE bank) who wished to send me money "over there in your country". Which is basically the most legit sentence I've ever heard:
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On Jan 20, 2014, at 6:00 AM, joe nmanta <joenmanta2@gmail.com> wrote:Greetings to you and your family, I am the bill and exchange manager in the Bank, I have a business of 6.4 Million United State Dollars to be transfer into your Bank account over there in your country I want you to stand as next of kin to my late client who his account is currently dormant to claim,if you are ready to assist me get the fund from the Bank Please get back to me with your personal inform,I will furnish you full details concerning the transaction.reply to my email id: joenmanta2@gmail.comThanks,Mr. Nmanta------------------------------------------------------
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From: Dr. Ang
tell me more
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..unfortunately, like Rejected Cartoons... this endeavour, too, was rejected outright. Most unfortunate. Oh well. Guess I'll have to stick to my day job for now.
Just FYI, I'll work on figuring out how to not have font size for the visually impaired so that you don't need to read like.. size 40 crayon etch font.
I'll also work on figuring out how to terminate blog entries without rambling.
But until then...
ummm.....
ah....
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